Sex vs Masturbation.

I was pondering whilst consuming my narcotic of choice which is truly the better experience of the two aforemention pasttimes.

Sex, for example, can be highly visual, kinda like tv. You get to be a live participant in a performance in a way. It is still more fun to lie back and watch, but getting in on the action is great. Plus you never know what to expect with sex. One minute they could be frying your brain with pleasure, the next they're elbow deep in your arse. But the uncertainty can be a pleasure in itself if done well.

But then, masturbation is perfect for what it is. Its like being a champion kickboxer or something. Everything relies on you, you know when youre ready, you get a little exercise, get a earthshaking rush when you win and you know you got the job done. No faked orgasms either, unless youre really ugly... (love that joke) There is no real emotion so no chance of being crushed. No arguments about the wet spot.

Im not sure if I think both of them are equally as good or cant detatch myself from other thoughts. Objectively, I think they are both brilliant at what they are.