Ok, the Maori stuff.

I cant rest. And Im a sad little geek. Ill explain the Maori stuff before I forget and lose you. Youre back arent you? Or first time reader?

Nor particular order, only when they fall out of my head.

Chur: Dunno if its a verb. Like saying thankyou as in "Chur for the beer bro" or cool as in "man, that car is pretty chur".
Au: Cant really explain. I guess its like the canadians with Eh? Sometimes its said for not reason. Sometimes to make a stronger point to a sentence. Mostly when I use it its to take the piss. Au. Im as politically correct as, well, you probably. Maybe less. I dunno.
Bro: Should be obvious. Abbreviation of Brother. Comrade. Bosom buddy. You freak.

LOL. Just noticed those three actually form a complete sentence. In multiple combinations. Chur au bro. Statement: Im an obnoxious wanker saying thankyou quite loudly (not all the time though). Au bro, Chur? Are you okay? Bro... Chur au. Thankyou very much.

Whanau: Family. Probably wont use it unless Im taking the piss.
-vegas: Suffix. Used to express what a shithole a certain town is. eg Ashvegas, rotovegas, blenvegas.
Bitch: Obviously people, wake up. Derrogatory. Female companion, slut, also see angry fem poof.

Stay tuned for another fabulous update from me, the ranting landroverless twat. Chur au.

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